February 2011
“I’m in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I’m not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put ‘not gay’. But I’m not against gays, so under that I have to put ‘…but supportive’. It’s weird how one group of people took refracted light. That’s very greedy, gays.”
—Demetri Martin (via shhlongbottom)
When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
YOU DO IT BITCH!
January 2011
Lollll i hate girls who love their boyfriend after a week. lmao, you're pathetic. grow up.
Goodnight tumblr <3
It's amazing what you can hide just by putting on a smile.




